April 2012
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March 2012
everyone fucking sucks today
except one person
But like seriously wtf this is the stupidest day and I just want to cry
Omg I’m rolling face and I just want someone to text me ahhh
it’s time for the MOST EPIC NAP OF ALL TIME
it’s goign to be awesome
so rad
i’m stoked
this is the best
annickodair:
so today at work we were looking up pictures of paula deen and we thought it’d be a good idea to change every background on every computer to a different picture of her so when you walk by you see this
this is a professional environment
jesus christ i am so tired today is going to blow
good
night
:3
Watchromantic-chasm:
ihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
finnlawrence:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
lol wut is sleep
Anonymous asked: You're really pretty. You shouldn't let others bring you down :) :P
my dog is dreaming and kicking me repeatedly and IT’S SO CUTE in a painful way
My mom: I'm making a grilled cheese sandwich how many do you w-
Me: 20
notsosuper:
Cactus in the Valley-LIGHTS
“I...
every single time i open up itunes it starts playing that strange clouds song by BOB
every time
it never fails
and i always laugh alkfdjaslkfjslkf i’m dying why does this keep happening
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omg my webcam light is like stuck on and i feel like someone is watching me and should i get off the internet WHO ARE YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
kfasdkljflaksd it’s so weird to feel these feely feelings that i’m feeling
but wow do i like it a lot
Cosmo tip #214
expertcosmotips:
Gently rub his stomach and whisper, “Soon this will be plump with my seed”. Always do this on the first date.
